Muffet High School
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her turds this way.
Along came a spider and sipped some of her cider and she went Wee,
Wee, Wee all the way home.
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Okay, so its not good to mix metaphors or children's rhymes. So,
what's the fun in that? What the heck is a tuffet anyway? Did little
Miss Muffet sit on a toadstool or bar stool or bear stool? Anway,
she became famous just for eating and noticing a spider beside her.