Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and sometimes it is a metaphor
for something more. Well smoke 'em if you got em. Then sue the Big
Tobacco companies. That the great thing about personal responsibility,
you can shuck it, shirk it, and downright avoid it, then litigate
later and cash in on the popular sentiment gravy train for a big
payoff that most people who act irresponsibly will never see. Envious?
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So, when is a cigar not a cigar? When it is in the
mouth of a babe, it is simply an oral fixation. There is nothing
wrong with having an oral fixation as I, myself, am sucking on a
strawberry-flavored pacifier right now. By choice.