Funny babies will make even the most anal retentive bean counter
smile with glee. Funny babies bring joy to all who observe them.
That is why funny babies must be stopped at all costs!
Don't let this one near you because she bites!
Funny babies, you see, wield way too much power. From oil tycoons
to cigar-smoking buffoons, funnies babies will illicit childish
reactions from adults trying to illicit a smile, laugh or even fart
from a little tike.
Some say, funny babies are cute. I, on the other hand, say that
funny babies are the Antichrist. Yes, that's right, you heard me.
Funny babies are the Antichrist.
Babies are always watching.
Sure funny babies will lull you into a lullaby and appear to be
weak, vulnerable and in need of care. But, nothing can be further
from the truth.
These so-called funny babies can also projectile vomit like Linda
Blair, projectile diarrhea like the Blair Witch and projectile pee
at the most inopportune times. People assume this is a mistake on
the funny babies' part.
Some newborns are very tongue-in-cheek.
This is not a mistake! This is cold, calculation, my friend. This
is laughing at adults and not with them. This is seizing the moment
when the adult is vulnerable to humiliate and degrade him or her.
No, funny babies are humorous in appearance only. Inside those
little souls burn the coals of Beelzebub, the fire of the hoofed
one, the shiny eyes of Satan himself.
So, the next time you see what appear to be funny babies, laughing
and playing and drooling all over themselves, do not buy into this
for one minute. They are watching you. They are measuring you. The
funny babies are waiting for their moment to take advantage of your
So, don't let funny babies pull the wool over you eyes, my friend.
Be wary, be wise and be very afraid. The funny babies network is
keeping an eye on you at all times.