Now, there are many website with thousands of funny jokes and we
don't wish to be one of them. Instead of giving you funny jokes
in the mail or by email or a list of funny jokes of the day, we
simply talk about funny jokes.
Did you hear the joke about the Mormon, the woman and the African-American
who walked into a bar?
Now, you're thinking, "What value is this? I came here to
read a one-liner and laugh!" Your point is well taken. Yet
I'm also willing to totally disregard your legitimate concerns for
the sake of my own personal interests.
Now, that we have that out of the way, lets talk about some of
the funny jokes that are of interest to me. That's right, me! If
you don't share the same sense of humor that I do for these funny
jokes, then its different strokes for different folks my friend
and you may as well go off and have a stroke right now.
Some of the funny jokes that particularly tickle my humorous oblongata
are the one that concern the recent phenomena of sexual harassment
in grade schools. When I was growing up in the 1960s and 1970s the
old "slap and tickle" was a perfectly acceptable way of
interacting with other children.
No, in the school systems this behavior is forboden. What is also
forboden you ask? Well, I just read the Sexual Harassment policy
of a California school for 3, 4, and 5 graders and their parents
and in the policy is the declaration that rude noises and comments
about clothes is a violation of conduct.
And, now, I will recite my favorite
Now, these are some funny jokes, albeit some very sad ones at that!
No more raspberry noises from boys or armpit sounds or farting for
that matter. And, from girls, saying one doesn't like the color
of one's shoes is a mortal sin.
Some other funny jokes that have tickled my inner laugh track recently
is actually some unsolicited email that I've been receiving. In
the ever-increasing effort to grab one's attention, these emailers
have resorted to some odd, bizarre and downright humorous non sequiturs.
Here are my top 10 favorite headlines that I have gathered recently.
Top 10 Funny Jokes
1. Nuclear Gopher Tries Engraving
2. Weasel Dreams in Las Vegas
3. Meds for Squids
4. Impress Your Briar Patch
5. Public Safety for Leftist Wildebeests
6. Enlarged RoloDuck?
7. Mysterious Dolphin Seeks Same
8. Loan Application for Chipmunks
9. Libido Shuffle
10. Bigger Pens for Mens
If you happen to have a few funny jokes similar to the top 10 list
above, please send them in and if they make me laugh, I will expand