Well, he ain't the Lion King. And he is just a lyin' jerk. So,
though he is smilin' you know he is lying. You can hook him up to
a lie detector test if you don't believe me. You do believe me,
don't you?! This is the big cat version of the cat that swallowed
the canary or the Cheshire cat. Lyin' sack of sh*t!
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This big cat is like many people you know. They will tell fibs
to your face like you'll never find out. And, most of the times
you don't. But, once you do start to catch a few non-truths coming
out of the kitty's mouth, then everything this animal says is suspect.
Just tell this lyin' jerk that you don't want to hear it and to
talk with Siegfried and Roy instead.