People t-shirts are featured for those who like personalized tees.
People t-shirts help individuals connect with their inner humanity
or some such BS like that. Hey, what do I know as I'm only the copywriter
getting paid pennies to write this crap. The owner doesn't even
read it. So, buy these people t-shirts or don't buy them as I don't
Pe - Hoochie Mama
Pe2 - Bitch
Pe3 - Full Frontal
Pe4 - The Police
Pe6 - Tested Positive
Pe9 - Victim Of
Pe10 - I Have PMS
Pe14 - Wingman
Of course, the owner does read the text occasionally. Buy the people
t-shirts anyway as the copywriter is now being flogged.