Hey, what the heck are you looking at! You are one scarey-looking
*$%@AAACK!!! What are you, some sort of alien? Was I born in an
alien world by mistake. Take me back. Shove me back in my mom and
tell her to try again. AAAACK! You are one ugly person! Get away
from me, your scaring the daylights out of me!
Hey, you have a pretty big nose, too. Where did you get that honker?
Your eyes are kind of far apart. Did you have plastic surgery? If
this is what I'm going to look like when I grow up, from ugly baby
to ugly adult? I don't want to grow up. Whack me with a mallet,
now and put my lights out. Waaaaaah!