Funny junk is a term we use rather than stuff, things or whatchamacallits.
In fact, funny junk can cover a whole range of humorous subjects.
But, the funny junk that fits on this page is stuff that doesn't
fit well on any other page.
One man's art ...
Consider this funny junk page, then a miscellaneous page where
white elephants and 700 pound gorillas are found. Some people say
that funny junk is trash that makes them laugh. Broken and discarded
Wallet chains made from Coca-Cola tabs? Hey, whatever floats your
This could very well be the case. There is plenty of trashy funny
junk that makes us laugh like white trash compactors, garbage ala
mode and strawberry and rust milkshakes. But, this is not all.
There are funny junk yard dogs that are a howl, funny junk car
races that are a blast and funny junk in the trunk pants that are
humorous enough to make me want to take a dump right here. Of course,
this is taking the term "funny junk" quite literally.
BFF's of the junkyard.
To take funny junk less literally, one would have to assume that
junk in fact is a nebulous term for inanimate objects or subjects
of humor. So, funny junk could mean the stuff you see on TV, the
things you observe people do or the trash talking your garbage man
does to the local gang banger.
Since we don't know what you mean by funny junk, we've taken the
liberty to define it ourselves with whatever the heck strikes our
fancies. The pictures on this page strike our fancies. Fancy that?
And, so even though the pics themselves aren't all that fancy, they
have stricken a chord in us and thus we define them as funny junk
that we wish to display for you amusement.
A trim for you and one for your tree
Anyway, enjoy the funny junk. Don't be a punk. And remember, if
it don't stink, it stunk. Yes, that's a lot of bunk!