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Ever had a nightmare where you are staying
at the hospital and big-headed people try to help you. No?
Really? Well, hey, you're not normal, pal! You're a weirdo!
A loser! Psycho! Not that I'm judgmental or anything like
that. Well, hey, don't eat anchovies before bed time and
you won't have this nightmare.

But, then again, what if this is not a nightmare,
but it is real? Suppose that big-headed people are really
at the hospital and they don't want to help you. They actually
want to tickle with comic relief and, of course, feathers?
What would be up with that!