Ever want to go to modeling school? You, too can learn to pose
for your paycheck. Ever want to do runway work? How about high-fashion.
How about working the car shows with thousands of testosterone-filled,
tobacco chomping macho men who like gawking at models? Makes me
want to check the Weekend Calendar of the newspaper now.
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In order to make the big buck modeling you'll have to learn the
fine art of posing. As a poser, you'll be doing what Vanna White
does only better. You'll be showing off products that nobody particularly
wants to buy, such as the t-shirts on this site, and make then want
to actually purchase those products because of lust for you, dear
model. This kind of transference of lust to product depends upon
your posing. You do it well and your boss makes money. You pose
poorly and nobody profits. See how this works?