Well, not every little wooden boy can grow up to be Pinocchio.
Some grow up to other atrocities like sunken eyes and mouth
and a big, fat nose. This is what happens when our favorite
wooden boy married a "shouldn't be kissin' cousin".
Don't be pooping in your own gene pool. This kind of tragedy
can be avoided.
No big nose jokes please as this guy has heard it all before.
Big nose jokes just make him made and then he starts pecking
like a woodpecker.
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There is no tax charged for out of state purchases. For California
businesses we require a tax ID number in order to forgoe the
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under 3 MB in size you can email it to this email address
or if it is larger you can send the file on zip disk or CD
ROM to the address below. The file formats we can accept are
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