Funny Faces
Funny faces are fantabulous! In fact, funny faces are aces with
the editors of this website. As a matter, we are making a few funny
faces right now. Be that as it may, people have been making funny
faces since time because.
Come on over and give your Auntie a big smooch!
First, there were the little single-celled organisms such as the
paramecium making funny faces. Then, as they grew legs, gills, began
to breath air and enrolled in Bible studies and creationism, these
animals also began making funny faces as well.
Cavemen began making funny faces in a bazillion AD and drew some
of these funny faces upon the cave walls for all of history to see.
You see, funny faces have a genetic component.
There is the kinky Y chromosome, paired with that X marks the spot
chromosome to give humans the predisposition to make funny faces.
This predisposition can in handy in the caveman days since they
hadn't developed language yet.
So, in order to communicate that say a T-Rex was about to eat you
and you'd better run, a caveperson would make a funny face. These
funny faces would take on a particular meaning and consistency.
Oh, if I were king of the forest,
not queen, not duke, not prince!
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For instance, when Neanderthals would make funny faces by sticking
out their tongues at you this would be the modern day equivalent
of "You gonna die, sucka!"
When Java man would make funny faces by crossing his eyes and trying
to touch his nose with his tongue, this would mean, "Look at
me, I'm Sandra Dee!"
Yes, back in the olden days, the people surely did have a randy
since of humor. Some say in modern times that handicapped people
make the funniest of faces. But, we disagree with this wholeheartedly.
Those who make funny faces consistently are by far the politicians.
Not only do our political leaders act like buffoons, but it has
been noticed by a National Geography slow motion high definition
X-Mo study that politicians make funny faces right before they sock
it to your with higher taxes, less benefits and more pork.
Some of the other groups of people who make funny faces include
comedians, athletes, those engaged in public speaking and constipated
individuals. Airports are wonderful places to see people with funny
faces. So, are ballparks with thousands of screaming fans.
But, no matter where you like to go for entertainment, you can
be assured that someone is making funny faces around you. The trick
is to catch them in the act or to be one of these persons yourself.
Stumble
It!
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