Recycling

My, what a cute kid you have! Or, my now there's a child for you. You just can't insult your friends' children or else you will not have any friends. But what do you do if their kids truly are atrocious. How do you hold onto your own personal integrity and now lie and still not hurt your delusional friends' feelings? Hmnn, that is the question isn't it. Perhaps, it is just as good to say something like, "My you were blessed with such an interesting face." Or perhaps not. There's nothing like recycling old pictures and, well, old cycles as well.

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Adolescent Sayings Baby Will Grow Up To Learn

· You're not the boss of me
· I can do what I want
· You can't control me
· I don't have to do what you say
· Who made you the boss
· Screw you! I do what I want
· I don't have to tell you
· You can't make me
· I do what I want, when I want, and how I want
· I don't have attitude, you do!
· Don't give me your lip
· I don't have to listen to this
· I don't have to
· I don't have to listen to you
· Try and make me
· I'm not gonna be like my parents
· I'm never gonna be like you
· I don't have to answer to you
· I don't even have to talk to you
· I'm not speaking to you
· Get lost
· You can't boss me around
· I don't have to do as you say
· Pass
· I'll do as you say if you do as I say
· What now?!

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