Some people have the face only a mother can love. Some people like
to play hockey so that they can have a face off in the corner. Some
people are lepers so they can have a face off in the corner. Some
people like to face the music. Some people call me the Space Cowboy.
Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice.
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No matter what you are facing, however, unwanted facial hair should
not be one of them. Now, it is true that some women will have little,
light mustaches that will develop over time. Then again, a few,
select women have bushy brown and black ones blossom overnight.
Electrolysis will not take care of these. Neither will a husband.
The best think to do is to go back to sleep and wake up again. Maybe
this time it will be gone. Don't make that surprise face if it is
still there, however.